Our old friend Zenslut is also coming down to ride the wild Badsnake ride. But that won't be until November. It's weird (in a good way) to find out that some of the women who flirt with me in e-mail or my guestbook really mean it. "Yes, Badsnake, when I said 50 times that I want you to hold me down and fuck me, I didn't mean let's hold hands and skip." Girls have to be pretty direct with me.

I could've done something else productive with my evening after mowing and eating dinner, but I watched all the Adult Swim cartoons I taped Sunday night instead: Harvey Birdman, Space Ghost, The Brak Show. I love Brak. He is my favorite cartoon character of all time. He says things like, "I dare you to say that again! Only this time, say, 'I love you, Brak.'" And he has such pretty fangs. I want to be Brak for Halloween. Of course, it's been years since we were invited to a Halloween party held by anybody we actually know. Well, there's Anat's infamous parties, but that's in Orlando.

Okay, I'm going to watch "Monk" and wait for my sweetie to get home. She's going to need some TLC tonight.

P.S. I forgot to mention that my Cooper is coming in earlier than I thought it would. I get a production number this week, and it should be ready by the end of November or early December. I may have to have a party to say goodbye to my disposable income.