Please let me find your g-spot for you. (See interview in current issue of Bust) Once I find it, I will draw a diagram for you so that you and others will be able to find it again. I am not greedy about that kind of thing. If I fail to find your g-spot, you will not be sorry that you let me take the time to look.
Since you come to Atlanta at least once or twice a year, this will not be an inconvenient arrangement. I will not stalk you. I will not spread the details of my amazing night of sex with Margaret Cho across the internet.

I find you very attractive, and I'm even more turned on by your brains. I am not hard to look at myself (see photo at bottom of page).
Please consider my offer and get back to me at your convenience.

Yours,
Badsnake

(References on request)

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11