The personnel manager comes in to tell me a network thing. I need to point out something on my monitor. She admires the desktop photo of a MINI Cooper dashboard. I start to gush about my far, far off Cooper owner status. I whip out my wallet so that I can show her the picture of a Cooper on the salesperson's business card. In addition to my wallet, a nice, light blue, condom packet comes out of my back pocket.

Ooops.

I palmed it and pretended it didn't exist.

Not that anyone should be ashamed to have a condom in their back pocket, but I think in my case it would just confuse my coworkers.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

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Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

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