The security guy asks suspiciously, "Sir, what is all this?" And the Daddy answers, in his rumbling butch voice, "Marital aids."

True story.

Okay, for the sake of argument, and because I need to know, say you wanted to travel somewhere on an airplane for the weekend, so you only need a carry-on bag. But you want to take some things with you. Like, say, a couple dildoes and a flogger and maybe a spanking tool of some sort. You don't want to check your luggage because your luggage doesn't lock, and it would really kill you to lose these items.

Question: Would airport security see a flogger as a threat? Would they confiscate it from carry-on luggage?

If anyone out there from airport security, or Homeland Security, or the NTSB can answer this, help me out. Helpful opinions from regular folks are welcome as well.