No comments from the legionairres after that last date report. Once again I render everyone speechless with my sex life. I have to say, my thoughts have been full of a wicked bayou boy and his unwilling blackmail victim. If I was feeling better, I'd be working on a longish erotic story tonight.

Dear Body,
I don't need to reproduce. Really. I decided a long time ago. You can stop all that uterine lining sloughing any time now. Don't load a fresh egg. I won't need that one either.
Love,
Bad