Contrary to rumor, the prize is not a trip to the Ranch. It's a copy of "Penthouse Between the Sheets," which I haven't bought yet, but I need to get a few copies.

Congratulations. E-mail me.

The MINI is on a ship. It should be in the U.S. in 9-12 days. I was going ask for name suggestions, but with Sara's help, I decided on one last night. Ripper. I'll call him Mr. Giles when we're going the speed limit and consulting our maps. I know all cars are girls, but my car is an FtoM.

Had an amazing sort of planned, not planned date tonight. Sara and I had an hour or so available this evening before our wives got home, so we made a plan. Sara was in the attic waiting for me when I got home.

We played Joe and Sara, and Sara was not resisting anything.

I took every hole.

Casualties: four condoms, three towels, two bed pads, one latex glove. Ungh.

For Lena, who asked, "Do you ever play dominant female but fictional characters?" The answer is no. Unless I'm being me, I just can't put myself in a female character headspace that's dominant enough. If I made up a female character who was as mean a bastard as my male characters, she just wouldn't feel sexy like the guys do. She'd just feel mean. Maybe it's too close to work as fantasy.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11