Deb and I had take out last night. Tonight it's chicken thighs and pasta with spinach and tomatoes. And ...

Oh, man, I can't wait to try that. My grandmother (the one who's insane now) used to make chocolate pie when I was a kid. I think CP is a Southern dish. Did you Yankees get chocolate pie? Probably not. Poor bastards.

Dear Evian,
Watching babies swim in a pool does not make me want to drink your water. I'm just sayin'.

Love,
Badsnake

The Badsnake siblings and their S.O.s are coming to visit on Friday. Saying that their significant others are coming is kind of a misleading, but not exactly. See, my one sister will be here with her girlfriend, meaning her lover. And the other will be with her girlfriend, meaning her friend who's a girl, and who has been friends with her since college (longer than the two husbands combined).

We plan to bring Ricky and Lucy over to provide the entertainment. All we'll have to do is provide the booze. I'll take pictures.

Dear Anon, who signed my guestbook twice remarking on how you couldn't stop reading,
Please e-mail me privately and identify yourself in some way and tell me what led you here. My address is badsnakeloosed AT yahoo.com.
Bad