Thanks to those who sent advice on the issue. I really don't know much about kids and what to do with them. And speaking of which, let's get on with my day, shall we?

I am regally butchful once more. Thanks to the amazing Kidd, the flattop is lookin' fine. And just to let you in on the secret process, I took some pix. Not during the actual process, 'cause that would've irritated Kidd. And you definitely do NOT want an irritated Kidd cutting your hair.

This is how Kidd looks when I whip out my camera and delay him on a day when he's already running behind in his schedule.

But he is easily mollified when the conversation turns to "hairy asses and/or balls: pro or con".

They asked for the straight woman's opinion from a waitress who'd popped in from the restaurant next door. She said she didn't like hairy butts much, though hair in moderation was okay. Just not enough to grab hold of. As far as hairy nuts go, she said, "Well, how many guys don't have hairy balls?"

Every gay male eyebrow in the place lifted up two notches.

Kidd: Oh, honey. Most gay men shave thier balls.
Andy the massuer: If you want 'em licked, that's a good way to start.

And then we talked about how Kidd has had the hair from his balls removed with a laser procedure. He said they freeze a little patch of your skin at a time with a cryogen mist, and then a fraction of a second later, they laser it, which is really hot. Thus the freezing. It offsets the burning. And it takes two to four treatments to get all the hair follicles, because at any point in time, about 40 percent of your hair follicles are dormant and then they start growing again. Aren't you glad I'm telling you all this?

Well, here's the magic Kidd worked.

That's Andy, Kidd's former lover (I just learned about the breakup today) to the left. Those fags always gotta have something in their mouths, don't they.

I'll continue the part of the story that actually has to do with children tomorrow. I've been ordered to bed. Well, strongly suggested to bed.