Dear Mr. Unbearably Clueless Guy,

"Business casual" does not mean that it's okay to wear one of your socks inside-out.

Love,

Badsnake

Not only did I get to have a great date last night, but when I let the dog out this morning, Jake had already gone to work, and Sara was in their study on the computer. You can see right in the window from their back yard, which is where Kate prefers to do her best pooping.

It was a "commute together" day for me and Deb, but I had a good 20 minutes before I had to wake her up. Sara, after telling me how cute and sexy I looked (even though I had bedhead and was holding a cigarette and a bag of dog shit), told me to ditch the dog and the bag of poop and come back over. Yee-ha.

Deb was up and stumbling around when I got back in the house, but she was going back to bed for that last 20 minutes. Whew. Kissed the wife, brushed my teeth, patted the dog, and got myself next door in a hurry.

A few kisses, a lot of snuggling, some dirty whispering, and a couple orgasms later, Sara was all ready to fall back asleep. Ha ha! I am the insomnia terminator!

Tonight is family dinner night. Sara's planning some kick-ass steak fajita type thing, I think. I know it involves steak strips. Mmmmmmm. Steaaaaaaak.

Know what? I think Sara was on call last night and we forgot to have her pager up in the attic with us. Whoops. Hope there weren't any scenes of mayhem that needed investigating.

I'd really like to work on my banner ad for my site tonight, but I doubt I'll have time. Maybe I can push out enough work this afternoon to take the time to do it before I leave. It's almost done. It just needs some creative flair.

I was thinking about using the "Tastes just like chicken" tagline, but that doesn't really provide much info, does it?

Any suggestions?

This is way harder than naming Motherlode's gay sweater wearing troll. If you've never read her stuff, go check it out. She's a trip. And a Susie Bright fan�the mark of a fine woman in my book.

P.S. If any of you Legionairres are thinking about signing up for a year of D-land gold status, I recommend it. Loading up images to the D-land space is SUCH a breeze. No Transmit. No Fetch. Yah. Tell Andrew I recommended you, and i get a bunch more ad views...when I finally get around to submitting my ad.