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Money Shot 2004-07-24 4:40 p.m. We've been having some squirrel problems. They found out that there's birdseed in the cottage, and they chewed a hole through the door frame. They chewed into a 50ft. extension cord. The tried to chew into the Rubbermaid that we put the seed into.

They didn't fall for the humane trap. They would set off the trap, but not be in it when I went to check.

So now the bastards need to die.

Ricky brought over his pellet rifle to loan me.

"Here, Badsnake, here's the pellets, here's how to load it, pump it up etc."

"Thanks, Ricky. Let's try it."

"Sure! Hey, you see that hanging basket with pink flowers? Move over to the left so that you hit the post. Now aim for the flower on the right. Aim for the right petal."

"Okay." Aims. Pulls trigger. Nothing happens.

"Oh. The safety is still on. Here's how to take it off safety."

"I see. Thanks."

"Do you want to use my shoulder to steady it on?"

"No. I'm good." Badsnake aims. Fires.

"Holy shit."

(Ricky again.) "Holy Shit!"

(Ricky's jaw on ground now.) "Holy SHIT!"

"Thanks, Ricky."

Ricky looks at Bad with awe.

"Just don't ever cross me, Ricky." Smile.

Heh. I guess I'm still pretty good with a pellet rifle.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11

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