Adventures of Bored Basset: vaccum bag shredded, apple eaten, Deb's birth control prescription thrown to the floor, Deb's new Effexor prescription chewed on (but not opened), old Effexor pill bottle slobbered and masticated, film box punctured.

Have to mow the lawn today. Deb doesn't want me to. Says I should rest. But Sara says she nearly lost a Shih-tzu back there this morning, and this will be the only day without rain for a few days to come. Gotta mow while the mowin's good.

Excellent news: Zenslut's got her ticket to ride and will be coming down to play at the Ranch in November. Yipee!

Tonight we're supposed to go to a Hat Hootenanny. It's like a pre-Halloween party where you have to wear a hat. Should be interesting. I'll be wearing my Masta Chief hat.

These are going to be pretty skimpy for date reports. 'Cause they were sick day date reports. Had a date with Deb on Wednesday night, then a very short date with Sara on Thursday and a slightly longer Sara date last night. No characters, but good sex. Started out with running my fingertips lightly across her skin. Very nice. Got her very wet.

Casualties: 1 condom

She had an idea that Remy needs to buy something for Claire that he wants her to wear, have it shipped to her, and tell her he'll be there on a certain date and she needs to be wearing it. Now I just have to find something. It may have to be an Internet purchase because while I have the energy to mow, I don't have the energy to go out shopping.

October casualty total*:
Condoms: 14
Latex gloves: 1
Towels: 16
Bed pads: 11
Pairs of panties: 1
Undershirts: 1
T-shirts: 3
Comforter: 1
*Items of clothing and linen listed as casualties needed to be laundered as a result of the particular date in question. The number refers to the number of times said item(s) had to be laundered. So, for example, when you read "T-shirt: 3," you could translate that to mean, "We have trashed the t-shirt I was wearing during sex three times." The exception is panties, which, if listed as a casualty, were shredded by a knife.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11