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I had a LOT of sex. I saw my first pro soccer match. I was ]this[ close to Briana Scurry. I ate several meals that were really not good for me, fried meat patties, fried potatoes, fried tortilla chips, fried bacon, fried sausage, fried balls of pork fat, and the like. I had more sex. I made ummy noises and ripped tremendous farts in my sleep. (I might do this on a regular basis, but Deb's never said anything. Though, I rip tremendous farts in front of her when I'm conscious, so why would she bother to mention it.) I mowed the entire rancho lawn. I did my yearly "piss off the frogs" routine and cleaned out the pond. I vacuumed a little. I drank margaritas. I watched Spanish porn with Eurotrash actors. ("Ah can smehllll your POO-say.") I didn't walk the dog much. I welcomed my honey home and thanked Jake for showing her a good time. "Attractive and quality site you have here! Good work." "Thoroughly enjoyed your site!" What the fuck? It's like somebody's making website addresses out of Google search words and then doing these stupid Guestbook spams. I can't even really figure out why. The amateur-and-porn site is commercial, but the dog ones aren't. So here's what I have to say to my hyphenated, automated admirere: "Annoying spam signings! Fuck off!"
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