It's deadline day, and I also have to go to a stupid luncheon/speech thingy, so not much time for posting this morning. Check in again this evening. It's bachelorette night at the Badsnake household.

To all the sisters who support me in my rage agains bras: True. And I did want to mention that sports bras cut into me almost as bad as anything else. I never wear a bra with an underwire, period. That's just too masochistic for this top to endure.

Deb made a fabulous beef and vegetable stew last night to go with the nasty, cold, rainy day we had. Jake came by with the dogs, and a pleasant evening was had by all, watching "Gilmore Girls," "Will & Grace," and "Just Shoot Me." You know, Brooke Shields just gets funnier and funnier. It's nice to see someone who had so much success so early in life not end up a snotty bitch or convenience store robber. Speaking of which, did you know Dana Plato (of Different Strokes fame), before she died, made a lesbian porn video? It sucked, man. And no, I didn't pay to rent it. We got it in for review at my old job.

Oh, yeah. My job. I'm supposed to be doing it now.

Later. �Bad

I HATE bras. I hate, fucking, bras. Do you know why women get cranky? Because their goddam fucking bra feels like it's cutting into her motherfucking ribcage, that's why! Every bra I own is worthless as far as comfort goes. They are ALL hideously uncomfortable. It's not the size, either (though God knows it's unfuckingbelievably hard to find a bra big enough to go around my torso thanks a lot you stupid fucking bra manufacturers who only make the non-granny looking bras for petite to normal sizes). I have purchased every size. Sizes way big enough. And they still fucking kill me by the end of the day. You don't like my tits loose and flopping around? Then train a freaking monkey with big hands to ride around on my back and hold them in place, because that would STILL be more comfortable than a rat's-ass-licking-shit-pile-humping BRA! Hell, you could make it a horny, rabid monkey with long, sharp fingernails, and that would be a PLEASURE VACATION compared to what it feels like to .... wear .... a .... bra.

*Badsnake gets cold, icy look in her eyes as she mentally rips fucking bra off, stomps it into the ground, pours lighter fluid onto it, and then flicks her lit cigarette onto its pathetic, shredded bra carcass.*

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