Deb says she tired and cranky and she'll be home in about an hour. Dinner plans are up in the air. I don't want to go as expensive as Longhorn tonight. Jake doesn't want to go to the local pizza place. I may end up cooking or going to KFC or something.

I also spent a good part of the day looking around ebay at Breyer sales. Jeeee-sus. There's thousands of listings. Ack! And I've got, like, 80 models to sell. This is going to be a big bitch. But I'm determined to get some money back from my childhood obsession to pay for my new one (the digital cam I just bought).

Deb and I nearly got into a fight last night over her calling them "horsies."

Deb: "Ohhhhh, honey, look at all the cute horsies! They're so cuuuuuuute."

Me: *I grit my teeth.* "Don't call them horsies, honey. They're models. Or horses."

Deb: "But they're so cuuuuuuuute. They're cute little horsies!"

Me: *sweat breaking out* "My Pretty Ponies are 'cute,' honey. These are realistic.

She kept on and on. Even though I had been pretty damn clear before (didn't that sound clear?), I had to look her in the eye and tell her that the "horsie" thing was really starting to irritate me. She hadn't thought I was serious. I guess that comes with my deadpan delivery. She doesn't know when I'm not kidding.

I had to explain that her calling them "horsies" was akin to saying I played with dolls when I was a kid. You can see how that might chap my ass.

I plan to take a picture of the whole collection to show you just what a freak I was as a kid.

I have to wait until Deb is in a better mood to spread them out all over the living room though. Not wise to irritate an already cranky, premenstrual, perimenopausal femme. Nuh-uh.

Thanks, Michelle, for giving me the old entries code. Now I'll be like all the cool kids. Gotta wake up the dog and let her out now.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

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