Okay, treat for the late-night viewers. Here's what I looked like 15 years ago.

Same girl? What a little baby hottie, eh? I mean, besides the bad driver's license expression and the home perm. At this age, I still thought of myself as fat.

People, if you have kids, don't ever tell them that they're fat. It sticks for life. Look at me. I weighed about 120. I thought of myself as dumpy. What a dumbass I was.

You see, I was always "the fat kid." So eventually I basically gave up trying to be anything else. Man, if I'd had a better body image, I probably wouldn't have sucked down as much beer as I did in the next 10 years. I probably wouldn't have fucked guys I didn't really like that much just to prove that I could get one to fuck me (for some reason I did not realize that getting a guy to fuck you isn't all that hard). Then again, I was horny all the time even then.

That photo is me, right on the cusp of discovering girls as a sexual option. Actually, it's a teensy bit after the cusp. That's probably about six months into my lesbian career, which means I had already fucked one of the most notorious lesbians in Alabama at that time.

I had also already fucked my best friend from high school who was such a perfect goody-goody and to this day would be mortified if anyone knew what we did together (not like that, I was all vanilla then).

I'll tell the whole, sordid story some day. Maybe tomorrow.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11