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Deb says she tired and cranky and she'll be home in about an hour. Dinner plans are up in the air. I don't want to go as expensive as Longhorn tonight. Jake doesn't want to go to the local pizza place. I may end up cooking or going to KFC or something. I also spent a good part of the day looking around ebay at Breyer sales. Jeeee-sus. There's thousands of listings. Ack! And I've got, like, 80 models to sell. This is going to be a big bitch. But I'm determined to get some money back from my childhood obsession to pay for my new one (the digital cam I just bought). Deb and I nearly got into a fight last night over her calling them "horsies." Deb: "Ohhhhh, honey, look at all the cute horsies! They're so cuuuuuuute." Me: *I grit my teeth.* "Don't call them horsies, honey. They're models. Or horses." Deb: "But they're so cuuuuuuuute. They're cute little horsies!" Me: *sweat breaking out* "My Pretty Ponies are 'cute,' honey. These are realistic. She kept on and on. Even though I had been pretty damn clear before (didn't that sound clear?), I had to look her in the eye and tell her that the "horsie" thing was really starting to irritate me. She hadn't thought I was serious. I guess that comes with my deadpan delivery. She doesn't know when I'm not kidding. I had to explain that her calling them "horsies" was akin to saying I played with dolls when I was a kid. You can see how that might chap my ass. I plan to take a picture of the whole collection to show you just what a freak I was as a kid. I have to wait until Deb is in a better mood to spread them out all over the living room though. Not wise to irritate an already cranky, premenstrual, perimenopausal femme. Nuh-uh. Thanks, Michelle, for giving me the old entries code. Now I'll be like all the cool kids. Gotta wake up the dog and let her out now. Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14 Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19 Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11 Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13 Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11 � What do you have to say for yourself?(comments on this particular entry) 0 instances of lip so far powered by SignMyGuestbook.com My current Google Bingo card -{SEX ME UP}- All images on this site are �Badsnake unless otherwise noted. DISCLAIMER�Dear government health agencies, concerned citizens, and slayers: Any mention of vampires, or other creatures of the night, or blood drinking of any kind in any context on this site is strictly pretend and is not meant to promote such practices or alliances with, or support of, undead persons in real life. � [ next | previous | random | list | join ] �
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