Heh.

The four of us only went through one bottle of champagne (Champagne Alain Thienot Grande Cuvee, whatever that means, it was damn good). Sara couldn't drink because she's on call. Deb cooked a mess of beans and greens that was almighty good. The across-the-street neighbors, with cousin and cousin-in-law, came by bearing chocolate (we like them) and mimosas in hand. They were fairly on their way to being toasted. Later on in the evening, Deb and I spied them headed out in the truck with the ladies in the pickup bed (still with drinks) sitting on pieces of their living room furniture. Yes, we thought that was pretty funny, but I told Deb I hoped that Sara wouldn't have to be fingerprinting them today. Their truck is in the driveway this morning, so I guess they're not in lock-up.

So, as usual, NYE was damn casual at the ol' polyamorous lesbian compound.

I hate to disappoint about the porn store adventure, but it fell through. Pornorama's policy is to only exchange tapes if there's something wrong with the one you bought. Something wrong other than, "It sucks." Perhaps later this afternoon I'll watch the Czechoslovakian cop flick, and if it fails to get me off, I promise to mock it within an inch of it's worn little previously viewed reel-to-reel life. Ha! Fear me, lame little porn tape.

Top on today's agenda is a nude photography session-slash-date with Sara. The date part is to make sure that we both feel sexy and confident while shooting (important for this photographer, as well as the model). That, and I'm a horndog.

If I were male and 20 years older, I'm sure I'd be quite the creepy old sleezebag. Really. If I had a dick attached all the time, I'm sure I'd be insufferable. Truly, this is the only reason so many guys are such dicks; it's the ones who can't handle the responsibility of a permanent penis who cause all the problems. If they could just unscrew that bad boy and leave it in a drawer most of the time, they'd be way more pleasant to deal with. So you see, I'm one of the lucky ones. I know I couldn't handle the built-in model, so it's a good thing I can only afford the portable.

Moving on - 12:11 p.m. , 2007-08-14

Where the hell have I been? - 12:10 p.m. , 2007-02-19

Holy shit! - 2:24 p.m. , 2006-01-11

Stuffing recipe - 6:17 p.m. , 2005-12-13

Good Life Update - 10:22 a.m. , 2005-11-11