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Dear Denzel

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2007-08-14 - Moving on
2007-02-19 - Where the hell have I been?
2006-01-11 - Holy shit!
2005-12-13 - Stuffing recipe
2005-11-11 - Good Life Update
2005-11-07 - Nanowrimo bound
2005-10-11 - Or would it be kneezes?
2005-10-07 - New additions and anniversaries
2005-07-21 - Whew. Way better.
2005-07-02 - Pity party, table for one
2005-06-23 - All right, already. Geez.
2005-04-08 - I want to pump [clap] me up
2005-03-20 - Whoa!
2005-03-14 - I'm rich! I'm f-ing rich!
2005-03-11 - The blog got me
2005-03-08 - Craft Corner Deathmatch
2005-03-07 - Let's see what Jesus can _really_ do
2005-03-02 - The hair. It's long.
2005-03-01 - Bike, bike, brrr
2005-02-26 - It's about time
2004-11-03 - Quote of the morning
2004-10-27 - Back on the ground
2004-08-16 - Shotgun Shell Party Lights
2004-08-11 - We have birds on the bird feeder again.
2004-07-24 - Money Shot
2004-07-02 - One of those books
2004-07-02 - One of those books
2004-06-30 - Do this for me
2004-06-24 - My radio debut
2004-06-12 - Strap-on crisis
2004-06-09 - Eat and Run
2004-05-20 - Back to Bad
2004-05-14 - Things you see when you don't have a camera
2004-04-19 - The deed is done
2004-04-14 - Ontario bound
2004-04-05 - Goin' to the courthouse and we're gonna get ma-a-a-ried
2004-03-31 - Conservative fuckers.
2004-03-29 - Sad announcement on lesbian lane
2004-02-15 - Copter ride
2004-01-30 - Wedding Planning
2004-01-27 - Placebo joy
2004-01-19 - Lesson learned
2004-01-16 - Sweet Auburn Curb Market
2004-01-14 - Mentone Trip
2004-01-09 - Let us rejoice and be glad by mooing
2004-01-08 - Hitching up
2004-01-05 - Walking in circles
2003-12-29 - Short vamp story
2003-11-20 - Thank you, Margaret
2003-10-24 - brevity
2003-10-01 - Vrooom
2003-09-24 - The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Queers On the Road
2003-09-21 - Look. Pretty.
2003-09-16 - Short short
2003-08-27 - new photo by Ricky
2003-08-21 - Taking time to be thankful
2003-07-23 - A new look
2003-07-16 - G-spot and ejaculate inforama
2003-07-10 - Shamed out of hiding
2003-06-05 - Repairs still underway
2003-05-20 - End of slayage
2003-05-12 - Mom home from the Far East
2003-04-18 - eXcellent
2003-04-29 - Good loss, meh mood
2003-04-23 - Shower
2003-04-21 - Life alterations. Take in a little here, let out a little there.
2003-04-07 - A much-needed laugh
2003-04-03 - Letter from far away from home
2003-03-31 - Back to the couch, not for a nap
2003-03-24 - My heart is with the Corps
2003-03-21 - Idiot on Larry King -- Go look.
2003-03-21 - It's like Xmas shopping for a total stranger
2003-03-20 - I'm out of practice with this diary thing
2003-03-10 - Yummy orangey whacked-off flavor!
2003-03-05 - Today's temperature will waver between 98.6° and 101.2°
2003-03-01 - Lost month of February
2003-02-23 - Bad is back; so is Deb
2003-02-07 - Feeling more human
2003-02-07 - Flu
2003-02-01 - Nothing but one massive date report
2003-01-29 - Dolphin shot
2003-01-27 - Unfinished business
2003-01-27 - I'm back
2003-01-21 - Checking-in
2003-01-17 - My surreal world
2003-01-15 - Cumberland
2003-01-14 - I didn't know it would be that pretty
2003-01-11 - bad and the ugly
2003-01-10 - Mojo Jojo calls shotgun
2003-01-08 - The next item on our agenda ...
2003-01-08 - Breathing easier
2003-01-07 - I need a favor fast
2003-01-06 - So much more than this
2003-01-02 - Good things to remember
2003-01-02 - New year, sad snake
2002-12-30 - Mamoo stops fighting
2002-12-24 - Happy Holidays from Rancho Lesbiano
2002-12-24 - One of the more disgusting Christmas Eve entries you'll probably ever see
2002-12-20 - Money, money, ahhhhhh
2002-12-19 - And I thought clipping her toenails was hard ...
2002-12-18 - Bargaining in the South
2002-12-17 - Is that a crouton or some emotional baggage?
2002-12-16 - Hitting the streets
2002-12-14 - Sunday: Is it for chores or relaxation?
2002-12-14 - Driving adventure day
2002-12-13 - It's gettin' hot in here
2002-12-12 - Mr. Giles arrives in Atlanta
2002-12-10 - Welcome Ripper
2002-12-09 - Any day now
2002-12-05 - Hard candy Christmas
2002-11-27 - I had a dream of Sigourney
2002-11-23 - "Into the Night" at last
2002-11-21 - Cracking a 100K
2002-11-20 - Anat and Deb hot tub in the rain
2002-11-20 - Final stretch to 100,000 visitors—Slow down!
2002-11-19 - Why have I forsaken y'all?
2002-11-14 - I float as the clouds on air do
2002-11-12 - Plumb wore out
2002-11-11 - Want lunch now
2002-11-09 - Should I demand restitution _and_ punative damages?
2002-11-09 - The Big Tease
2002-11-09 - Either put Jenny Shimizu in there or just fuggedaboutit
2002-11-07 - Is it Friday yet? or Where's that Slut?
2002-11-06 - Why doesn't Penthouse tell me these things?
2002-11-04 - R.I.P. my car
2002-11-02 - I kissed a boy
2002-11-02 - A Special Night
2002-11-01 - Back to perfectly normal?
2002-10-31 - October: Best Month Ever
2002-10-30 - Nothing left but the denoument
2002-10-29 - Three days left
2002-10-28 - Four days left
2002-10-24 - Up way way late
2002-10-24 - Ready for a night on the town
2002-10-24 - A little infection in my head can't stop me
2002-10-24 - My unconventional lust
2002-10-23 - Sex Do-Over!
2002-10-22 - Need to renegotiate for non-sick month of sex
2002-10-20 - Picking up boys now
2002-10-19 - Past the halfway point
2002-10-16 - I like satiny slips.
2002-10-15 - Still going strong
2002-10-13 - I could get very, very used to this
2002-10-12 - Day 12, 8:00 AM, no sex yet
2002-10-10 - What happens when your wife buys fetish outfits for your girlfriend
2002-10-07 - Really sick sex. Really.
2002-10-06 - Sweet lovin' on a daily basis
2002-10-03 - Booty du jour
2002-10-02 - My daily piece
2002-10-01 - 31 Days of Getting Some
2002-09-30 - T-minus an hour and a half
2002-09-28 - Field of Dreams
2002-09-26 - New transport at the Ranch
2002-09-25 - Six days to go
2002-09-22 - For Margaret Cho only
2002-09-21 - Off across the pond
2002-09-19 - Testosterone Telethon for Gawain this weekend
2002-09-17 - My friend the famous author
2002-09-16 - Post-vacation, still not amusing
2002-08-30 - See you in September
2002-08-19 - Nuh-uh!
2002-08-17 - a really sucky update—whatever
2002-08-02 - One morning in NYC
2002-07-28 - Badsnake takes Manhattan
2002-07-23 - Heading for the steamed apple
2002-07-21 - To Badsnake on her 37th birthday
2002-07-15 - What should've been Sunday's post
2002-07-12 - On the road again (soon)
2002-07-09 - Heaven must be missing an Angel
2002-07-08 - Not dead or anything
2002-06-29 - All tied up
2002-06-26 - Side dish revealed: It's Madeleine Albright
2002-06-24 - Wild West pt. 2
2002-06-22 - Adventures Out West (pt. 1)
2002-06-17 - Words can't express ...
2002-06-12 - Me and the Duchess of York, we're like THAT
2002-06-10 - Beg for it
2002-06-09 - God fucked up the transmission again
2002-06-07 - It's a lie
2002-06-06 - Do I kiss my mother with this mouth?
2002-06-04 - What to do out west
2002-06-03 - The Undisputed Champion of Second Base
2002-06-02 - Make out tips for teens
2002-06-01 - Sibs meet Ricky
2002-05-30 - Hush, Miss Jane, I'm trying to read
2002-05-29 - Impending siblings
2002-05-28 - Fur Fluffing Fun!
2002-05-26 - I'll fly away on a sin wagon
2002-05-25 - A vague soul bearing
2002-05-23 - Amy Carter and me
2002-05-21 - Voluptuous babes in soft slips
2002-05-20 - Calling a Girl
2002-05-19 - A boy and her bowel movement
2002-05-17 - Movin' on up ... sort of
2002-05-16 - Bake a cake for Jake
2002-05-15 - I'm too sexy for this entry
2002-05-14 - Honk if you're hung
2002-05-13 - Aftermath of all that blowing
2002-05-13 - A little too prepared
2002-05-12 - Indiana Jones never did this kind of stuff
2002-05-11 - Me and the Coop
2002-05-10 - skeeeeeeeeeeeeer-ker-BOOM
2002-05-09 - I hope the tabloids don't find me
2002-05-08 - Cute on wheels
2002-05-06 - Oh, let me move some of this stuff for you.
2002-05-06 - I am the short bus lover
2002-05-05 - The Cafe Diner
2002-05-03 - Slider
2002-05-02 - I feel good
2002-04-30 - Damn-Dumb
2002-04-29 - The Reader's Digest entry
2002-04-26 - Badmonkey
2002-04-25 - Attack or wait for the false sense of security?
2002-04-24 - Is this really "meet cute"?
2002-04-22 - Big meaniehead tells all
2002-04-20 - Reprieve
2002-04-18 - Some days you eat the bear
2002-04-17 - Close-up on cleats
2002-04-15 - CNN and Southern Comfort
2002-04-14 - Makin' out on the couch
2002-04-13 - What's on my mind
2002-04-10 - Taking the show on the road
2002-04-08 - Hot diggity damn. Jake rules.
2002-04-07 - Another Fabulous Anniversary
2002-04-04 - More Badsnake than there used to be
2002-04-02 - I'm almost ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille
2002-04-01 - Karma kicks me in the rump
2002-03-31 - A new addition
2002-03-31 - And baby makes three
2002-03-30 - And this would be the second one
2002-03-29 - There's gonna be three parts
2002-03-27 - What I want to be when I grow up
2002-03-25 - Too weary to summarize
2002-03-21 - A change of pants
2002-03-21 - The rapidly expanding Badsnake
2002-03-18 - San Diego Again
2002-03-15 - Homies Forever—Photo Heavy
2002-03-14 - Moral Dilemma
2002-03-13 - The smokin' buds track me down
2002-03-11 - And now, the rest of the weekend
2002-03-09 - An evening full of topics you would never discuss in front of your mother
2002-03-06 - I know you want to rub your hands over it
2002-03-06 - A new place to plant my sweet ass
2002-03-04 - The support team comes through
2002-03-02 - Burger craving
2002-03-01 - No babies on the ceiling yet
2002-02-2 - The Rancho B&B-slash-guesthouse
2002-02-26 - Ode to my addiction
2002-02-23 - The house that Badsnake built
2002-02-22 - Georgia on My Mind
2002-02-20 - Slide every mountain
2002-02-14 - Unfortunate Valentine Cards
2002-02-11 - Cameras and Camp Perry
2002-02-07 - Please don't let me get this
2002-02-06 - It's just a flesh wound
2002-02-05 - And would you rub my thighs?
2002-02-04 - The Do-Over
2002-02-03 - Frankey comes to visit
2002-02-02 - But as soon as I get some food I'll be ready to go again
2002-01-31 - "Good in Bed" — No, I'm not talking about me this time.
2002-01-30 - Remy Gets Blue Balls
2002-01-30 - Spot removal
2002-01-29 - Fun with make-believe
2002-01-28 - Antagonism
2002-01-27 - Remy breaks her
2002-01-25 - Identify the Celebrity Contest
2002-01-24 - Day Two, Savannah
2002-01-24 - Nearly Nabbed
2002-01-22 - Savannah, Day One
2002-01-17 - About to embark
2002-01-14 - Not wash and wear
2002-01-13 - Oh, the shame
2002-01-11 - The C0nsu//er Rep0rts of sex gear
2002-01-10 - Nappy nappy nappy
2002-01-09 - Deb's day
2002-01-07 - Tissues, Ibuprofen and Chocolate
2002-01-06 - She hates me :)
2002-01-04 - I Love Lucy (and Ricky)
2002-01-03 - Rancho Snow!
2002-01-02 - Don't start the new year with a bang
2001-12-31 - Going My Way
2001-12-30 - A slut comes for dinner
2001-12-28 - No one understands him but his woman.
2001-12-26 - Eye-Candy Christmas
2001-12-21 - First Anniversary
2001-12-18 - Rancholand Diaries
2001-12-16 - Who am I, and what have I done with Badsnake?
2001-12-15 - Ho, Ho, aw fuck it.
2001-12-14 - Howdy to the boys at tech support
2001-12-11 - My new bundle of joy
2001-12-10 - FhedEhx is a cunt tease
2001-12-09 - Farewell little barbells
2001-12-08 - Lights pretty, fire bad
2001-12-06 - Bad diarist, no biscuit
2001-12-03 - Chicks in the mail
2001-11-28 - "You're just too good to be true..."
2001-11-27 - The girlhood of Badsnake
2001-11-26 - The dirt on Tammy
2001-11-24 - Home from the holidays
2001-11-21 - I'm a fortunate, fortunate girl
2001-11-20 - Hard Choices
2001-11-19 - Bloody stumps and train wrecks
2001-11-15 - Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
2001-11-14 - Goin' back to Callie
2001-11-12 - Do I really want to see Bart spanking Homer?
2001-11-09 - The bad side of Badsnake
2001-11-08 - Spoon!
2001-11-08 - Dinner with your wife, priceless.
2001-11-07 - Where do we go from here?
2001-11-06 - Our civic duty
2001-11-05 - Chapter 2
2001-11-02 - Stress and grown-up responsibilities
2001-11-01 - The novel begins
2001-11-01 - Lesbian Definitions
2001-10-31 - Lost friends
2001-10-29 - Lying Down with Dogs
2001-10-27 - No need for a lifeline
2001-10-26 - I'm a pint low
2001-10-26 - Tangent
2001-10-25 - Back to the happy humdrum
2001-10-24 - BAD lesbian! No pussy!
2001-10-23 - Oh bury me not in the futon chair
2001-10-22 - Scared Straight
2001-10-19 - How much can I chew?
2001-10-18 - Order your special gift now
2001-10-17 - Warm fire and hot soup
2001-10-16 - Letters from home
2001-10-15 - Well, moisten my Mary Janes
2001-10-12 - Angel (lariat not included)
2001-10-10 - Grunting Duck
2001-10-09 - Hear no evil
2001-10-08 - My extra good raisin cookies
2001-10-05 - Bless this.
2001-10-04 - Late date report
2001-10-03 - Tara makes lesbian pancakes
2001-10-03 - Resurfacing
2001-09-28 - Let's get it on
2001-09-27 - Threads stripping
2001-09-25 - Doctor Jake, report to the attic, please
2001-09-25 - What hump?
2001-09-22 - Blur of Bikes
2001-09-21 - Big wheel keep on turnin'
2001-09-20 - I salute Gawain
2001-09-19 - Give 'til it stings like a mofo
2001-09-19 - Silly Pad Rant
2001-09-19 - A drag of beetle
2001-09-18 - Frottage with Harrison Ford
2001-09-17 - Will the real slayer please come forward
2001-09-16 - Addictions
2001-09-13 - Resolution
2001-09-12 - Half Mast in Atlanta
2001-09-11 - Checking in—okay
2001-09-10 - Back in residence
2001-08-31 - Hittin' the road, Jack
2001-08-30 - How do you get from plaid to PVC?
2001-08-28 - Not for the fainthearted, pt 2
2001-08-28 - Not for the fainthearted, pt. 1
2001-08-27 - Waiting for a reaction
2001-08-26 - How to prepare children
2001-08-23 - Not the She-Woman Man-Haters Club
2001-08-22 - C'mon a my house
2001-08-20 - Horton snorts a shih-tzu
2001-08-19 - Zorak visits Badsnake
2001-08-15 - Suspicious Squirrel Activity
2001-08-13 - Extra extra bacon day birthday
2001-08-10 - Crap with special sauce
2001-08-02 - It's wet in Chicago
2001-07-31 - Identifying marks
2001-07-30 - Safe tit ... whew
2001-07-29 - Cheating on D-land
2001-07-26 - A party you don't want to miss
2001-07-26 - The way of the dodo
2001-07-24 - Wedding bells
2001-07-23 - New dude on the ranch
2001-07-21 - Badsnake at 36
2001-07-20 - Fun with dishwashers
2001-07-19 - Deep Thoughts, by Badsnake
2001-07-18 - The night I met Sera
2001-07-17 - Denzel update
2001-07-16 - Houston, we have recipes
2001-07-15 - Twenty-seven inches of love
2001-07-12 - No time to talk, ravioli on the way
2001-07-11 - A brand new Sir
2001-07-10 - Missing Pirschon
2001-07-09 - It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye removed
2001-07-07 - The secret to my success
2001-07-06 - Bad mammary jammer
2001-07-05 - Teasing the _other_ neighbors
2001-07-04 - Day of rest
2001-07-03 - No tongue-tongue tonight
2001-07-02 - Adjustments at the top
2001-06-30 - Denzel Debut
2001-06-29 - Dumplings to die for
2001-06-28 - LA LA LA____LA!!!!
2001-06-27 - Great Big
2001-06-27 - Fucking with our heads, in a good way
2001-06-26 - A short break in the action
2001-06-25 - You give me the sweetest taboo
2001-06-25 - Saturday night sleepover
2001-06-23 - Howdy, neighbor!
2001-06-22 - Bad habits
2001-06-21 - Necking solves energy crisis
2001-06-20 - It's snowing again and I'm still dead. -- George Mallory
2001-06-19 - Somebody organize a telethon
2001-06-19 - Ooooooo 69! *mini-wave*
2001-06-18 - The proof is in the pork chops
2001-06-17 - Sharks of Jersey
2001-06-15 - Stab 'em, stab 'em, stab 'em in the gut -- rah rah rah -- cut cut cut!
2001-06-14 - Do they make an RU487 pill to purge tequila the day after?
2001-06-13 - A bad, bad day
2001-06-13 - Sufferin' Sam kisses, Adios San Diego
2001-06-11 - Ready to chew my arm off
2001-06-10 - How Ricky met Lucy
2001-06-07 - Bacon frenzy, pancake stupor
2001-06-07 - Sleep, Interrupted
2001-06-06 - Do you know the way to San Diego?
2001-06-05 - San Diego landing
2001-06-05 - The sky fell on the dryer

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