2007-08-14 - Moving on 2007-02-19 - Where the hell have I been? 2006-01-11 - Holy shit! 2005-12-13 - Stuffing recipe 2005-11-11 - Good Life Update 2005-11-07 - Nanowrimo bound 2005-10-11 - Or would it be kneezes? 2005-10-07 - New additions and anniversaries 2005-07-21 - Whew. Way better. 2005-07-02 - Pity party, table for one 2005-06-23 - All right, already. Geez. 2005-04-08 - I want to pump [clap] me up 2005-03-20 - Whoa! 2005-03-14 - I'm rich! I'm f-ing rich! 2005-03-11 - The blog got me 2005-03-08 - Craft Corner Deathmatch 2005-03-07 - Let's see what Jesus can _really_ do 2005-03-02 - The hair. It's long. 2005-03-01 - Bike, bike, brrr 2005-02-26 - It's about time 2004-11-03 - Quote of the morning 2004-10-27 - Back on the ground 2004-08-16 - Shotgun Shell Party Lights 2004-08-11 - We have birds on the bird feeder again. 2004-07-24 - Money Shot 2004-07-02 - One of those books 2004-07-02 - One of those books 2004-06-30 - Do this for me 2004-06-24 - My radio debut 2004-06-12 - Strap-on crisis 2004-06-09 - Eat and Run 2004-05-20 - Back to Bad 2004-05-14 - Things you see when you don't have a camera 2004-04-19 - The deed is done 2004-04-14 - Ontario bound 2004-04-05 - Goin' to the courthouse and we're gonna get ma-a-a-ried 2004-03-31 - Conservative fuckers. 2004-03-29 - Sad announcement on lesbian lane 2004-02-15 - Copter ride 2004-01-30 - Wedding Planning 2004-01-27 - Placebo joy 2004-01-19 - Lesson learned 2004-01-16 - Sweet Auburn Curb Market 2004-01-14 - Mentone Trip 2004-01-09 - Let us rejoice and be glad by mooing 2004-01-08 - Hitching up 2004-01-05 - Walking in circles 2003-12-29 - Short vamp story 2003-11-20 - Thank you, Margaret 2003-10-24 - brevity 2003-10-01 - Vrooom 2003-09-24 - The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Queers On the Road 2003-09-21 - Look. Pretty. 2003-09-16 - Short short 2003-08-27 - new photo by Ricky 2003-08-21 - Taking time to be thankful 2003-07-23 - A new look 2003-07-16 - G-spot and ejaculate inforama 2003-07-10 - Shamed out of hiding 2003-06-05 - Repairs still underway 2003-05-20 - End of slayage 2003-05-12 - Mom home from the Far East 2003-04-18 - eXcellent 2003-04-29 - Good loss, meh mood 2003-04-23 - Shower 2003-04-21 - Life alterations. Take in a little here, let out a little there. 2003-04-07 - A much-needed laugh 2003-04-03 - Letter from far away from home 2003-03-31 - Back to the couch, not for a nap 2003-03-24 - My heart is with the Corps 2003-03-21 - Idiot on Larry King -- Go look. 2003-03-21 - It's like Xmas shopping for a total stranger 2003-03-20 - I'm out of practice with this diary thing 2003-03-10 - Yummy orangey whacked-off flavor! 2003-03-05 - Today's temperature will waver between 98.6° and 101.2° 2003-03-01 - Lost month of February 2003-02-23 - Bad is back; so is Deb 2003-02-07 - Feeling more human 2003-02-07 - Flu 2003-02-01 - Nothing but one massive date report 2003-01-29 - Dolphin shot 2003-01-27 - Unfinished business 2003-01-27 - I'm back 2003-01-21 - Checking-in 2003-01-17 - My surreal world 2003-01-15 - Cumberland 2003-01-14 - I didn't know it would be that pretty 2003-01-11 - bad and the ugly 2003-01-10 - Mojo Jojo calls shotgun 2003-01-08 - The next item on our agenda ... 2003-01-08 - Breathing easier 2003-01-07 - I need a favor fast 2003-01-06 - So much more than this 2003-01-02 - Good things to remember 2003-01-02 - New year, sad snake 2002-12-30 - Mamoo stops fighting 2002-12-24 - Happy Holidays from Rancho Lesbiano 2002-12-24 - One of the more disgusting Christmas Eve entries you'll probably ever see 2002-12-20 - Money, money, ahhhhhh 2002-12-19 - And I thought clipping her toenails was hard ... 2002-12-18 - Bargaining in the South 2002-12-17 - Is that a crouton or some emotional baggage? 2002-12-16 - Hitting the streets 2002-12-14 - Sunday: Is it for chores or relaxation? 2002-12-14 - Driving adventure day 2002-12-13 - It's gettin' hot in here 2002-12-12 - Mr. Giles arrives in Atlanta 2002-12-10 - Welcome Ripper 2002-12-09 - Any day now 2002-12-05 - Hard candy Christmas 2002-11-27 - I had a dream of Sigourney 2002-11-23 - "Into the Night" at last 2002-11-21 - Cracking a 100K 2002-11-20 - Anat and Deb hot tub in the rain 2002-11-20 - Final stretch to 100,000 visitors—Slow down! 2002-11-19 - Why have I forsaken y'all? 2002-11-14 - I float as the clouds on air do 2002-11-12 - Plumb wore out 2002-11-11 - Want lunch now 2002-11-09 - Should I demand restitution _and_ punative damages? 2002-11-09 - The Big Tease 2002-11-09 - Either put Jenny Shimizu in there or just fuggedaboutit 2002-11-07 - Is it Friday yet? or Where's that Slut? 2002-11-06 - Why doesn't Penthouse tell me these things? 2002-11-04 - R.I.P. my car 2002-11-02 - I kissed a boy 2002-11-02 - A Special Night 2002-11-01 - Back to perfectly normal? 2002-10-31 - October: Best Month Ever 2002-10-30 - Nothing left but the denoument 2002-10-29 - Three days left 2002-10-28 - Four days left 2002-10-24 - Up way way late 2002-10-24 - Ready for a night on the town 2002-10-24 - A little infection in my head can't stop me 2002-10-24 - My unconventional lust 2002-10-23 - Sex Do-Over! 2002-10-22 - Need to renegotiate for non-sick month of sex 2002-10-20 - Picking up boys now 2002-10-19 - Past the halfway point 2002-10-16 - I like satiny slips. 2002-10-15 - Still going strong 2002-10-13 - I could get very, very used to this 2002-10-12 - Day 12, 8:00 AM, no sex yet 2002-10-10 - What happens when your wife buys fetish outfits for your girlfriend 2002-10-07 - Really sick sex. Really. 2002-10-06 - Sweet lovin' on a daily basis 2002-10-03 - Booty du jour 2002-10-02 - My daily piece 2002-10-01 - 31 Days of Getting Some 2002-09-30 - T-minus an hour and a half 2002-09-28 - Field of Dreams 2002-09-26 - New transport at the Ranch 2002-09-25 - Six days to go 2002-09-22 - For Margaret Cho only 2002-09-21 - Off across the pond 2002-09-19 - Testosterone Telethon for Gawain this weekend 2002-09-17 - My friend the famous author 2002-09-16 - Post-vacation, still not amusing 2002-08-30 - See you in September 2002-08-19 - Nuh-uh! 2002-08-17 - a really sucky update—whatever 2002-08-02 - One morning in NYC 2002-07-28 - Badsnake takes Manhattan 2002-07-23 - Heading for the steamed apple 2002-07-21 - To Badsnake on her 37th birthday 2002-07-15 - What should've been Sunday's post 2002-07-12 - On the road again (soon) 2002-07-09 - Heaven must be missing an Angel 2002-07-08 - Not dead or anything 2002-06-29 - All tied up 2002-06-26 - Side dish revealed: It's Madeleine Albright 2002-06-24 - Wild West pt. 2 2002-06-22 - Adventures Out West (pt. 1) 2002-06-17 - Words can't express ... 2002-06-12 - Me and the Duchess of York, we're like THAT 2002-06-10 - Beg for it 2002-06-09 - God fucked up the transmission again 2002-06-07 - It's a lie 2002-06-06 - Do I kiss my mother with this mouth? 2002-06-04 - What to do out west 2002-06-03 - The Undisputed Champion of Second Base 2002-06-02 - Make out tips for teens 2002-06-01 - Sibs meet Ricky 2002-05-30 - Hush, Miss Jane, I'm trying to read 2002-05-29 - Impending siblings 2002-05-28 - Fur Fluffing Fun! 2002-05-26 - I'll fly away on a sin wagon 2002-05-25 - A vague soul bearing 2002-05-23 - Amy Carter and me 2002-05-21 - Voluptuous babes in soft slips 2002-05-20 - Calling a Girl 2002-05-19 - A boy and her bowel movement 2002-05-17 - Movin' on up ... sort of 2002-05-16 - Bake a cake for Jake 2002-05-15 - I'm too sexy for this entry 2002-05-14 - Honk if you're hung 2002-05-13 - Aftermath of all that blowing 2002-05-13 - A little too prepared 2002-05-12 - Indiana Jones never did this kind of stuff 2002-05-11 - Me and the Coop 2002-05-10 - skeeeeeeeeeeeeer-ker-BOOM 2002-05-09 - I hope the tabloids don't find me 2002-05-08 - Cute on wheels 2002-05-06 - Oh, let me move some of this stuff for you. 2002-05-06 - I am the short bus lover 2002-05-05 - The Cafe Diner 2002-05-03 - Slider 2002-05-02 - I feel good 2002-04-30 - Damn-Dumb 2002-04-29 - The Reader's Digest entry 2002-04-26 - Badmonkey 2002-04-25 - Attack or wait for the false sense of security? 2002-04-24 - Is this really "meet cute"? 2002-04-22 - Big meaniehead tells all 2002-04-20 - Reprieve 2002-04-18 - Some days you eat the bear 2002-04-17 - Close-up on cleats 2002-04-15 - CNN and Southern Comfort 2002-04-14 - Makin' out on the couch 2002-04-13 - What's on my mind 2002-04-10 - Taking the show on the road 2002-04-08 - Hot diggity damn. Jake rules. 2002-04-07 - Another Fabulous Anniversary 2002-04-04 - More Badsnake than there used to be 2002-04-02 - I'm almost ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille 2002-04-01 - Karma kicks me in the rump 2002-03-31 - A new addition 2002-03-31 - And baby makes three 2002-03-30 - And this would be the second one 2002-03-29 - There's gonna be three parts 2002-03-27 - What I want to be when I grow up 2002-03-25 - Too weary to summarize 2002-03-21 - A change of pants 2002-03-21 - The rapidly expanding Badsnake 2002-03-18 - San Diego Again 2002-03-15 - Homies Forever—Photo Heavy 2002-03-14 - Moral Dilemma 2002-03-13 - The smokin' buds track me down 2002-03-11 - And now, the rest of the weekend 2002-03-09 - An evening full of topics you would never discuss in front of your mother 2002-03-06 - I know you want to rub your hands over it 2002-03-06 - A new place to plant my sweet ass 2002-03-04 - The support team comes through 2002-03-02 - Burger craving 2002-03-01 - No babies on the ceiling yet 2002-02-2 - The Rancho B&B-slash-guesthouse 2002-02-26 - Ode to my addiction 2002-02-23 - The house that Badsnake built 2002-02-22 - Georgia on My Mind 2002-02-20 - Slide every mountain 2002-02-14 - Unfortunate Valentine Cards 2002-02-11 - Cameras and Camp Perry 2002-02-07 - Please don't let me get this 2002-02-06 - It's just a flesh wound 2002-02-05 - And would you rub my thighs? 2002-02-04 - The Do-Over 2002-02-03 - Frankey comes to visit 2002-02-02 - But as soon as I get some food I'll be ready to go again 2002-01-31 - "Good in Bed" — No, I'm not talking about me this time. 2002-01-30 - Remy Gets Blue Balls 2002-01-30 - Spot removal 2002-01-29 - Fun with make-believe 2002-01-28 - Antagonism 2002-01-27 - Remy breaks her 2002-01-25 - Identify the Celebrity Contest 2002-01-24 - Day Two, Savannah 2002-01-24 - Nearly Nabbed 2002-01-22 - Savannah, Day One 2002-01-17 - About to embark 2002-01-14 - Not wash and wear 2002-01-13 - Oh, the shame 2002-01-11 - The C0nsu//er Rep0rts of sex gear 2002-01-10 - Nappy nappy nappy 2002-01-09 - Deb's day 2002-01-07 - Tissues, Ibuprofen and Chocolate 2002-01-06 - She hates me :) 2002-01-04 - I Love Lucy (and Ricky) 2002-01-03 - Rancho Snow! 2002-01-02 - Don't start the new year with a bang 2001-12-31 - Going My Way 2001-12-30 - A slut comes for dinner 2001-12-28 - No one understands him but his woman. 2001-12-26 - Eye-Candy Christmas 2001-12-21 - First Anniversary 2001-12-18 - Rancholand Diaries 2001-12-16 - Who am I, and what have I done with Badsnake? 2001-12-15 - Ho, Ho, aw fuck it. 2001-12-14 - Howdy to the boys at tech support 2001-12-11 - My new bundle of joy 2001-12-10 - FhedEhx is a cunt tease 2001-12-09 - Farewell little barbells 2001-12-08 - Lights pretty, fire bad 2001-12-06 - Bad diarist, no biscuit 2001-12-03 - Chicks in the mail 2001-11-28 - "You're just too good to be true..." 2001-11-27 - The girlhood of Badsnake 2001-11-26 - The dirt on Tammy 2001-11-24 - Home from the holidays 2001-11-21 - I'm a fortunate, fortunate girl 2001-11-20 - Hard Choices 2001-11-19 - Bloody stumps and train wrecks 2001-11-15 - Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. 2001-11-14 - Goin' back to Callie 2001-11-12 - Do I really want to see Bart spanking Homer? 2001-11-09 - The bad side of Badsnake 2001-11-08 - Spoon! 2001-11-08 - Dinner with your wife, priceless. 2001-11-07 - Where do we go from here? 2001-11-06 - Our civic duty 2001-11-05 - Chapter 2 2001-11-02 - Stress and grown-up responsibilities 2001-11-01 - The novel begins 2001-11-01 - Lesbian Definitions 2001-10-31 - Lost friends 2001-10-29 - Lying Down with Dogs 2001-10-27 - No need for a lifeline 2001-10-26 - I'm a pint low 2001-10-26 - Tangent 2001-10-25 - Back to the happy humdrum 2001-10-24 - BAD lesbian! No pussy! 2001-10-23 - Oh bury me not in the futon chair 2001-10-22 - Scared Straight 2001-10-19 - How much can I chew? 2001-10-18 - Order your special gift now 2001-10-17 - Warm fire and hot soup 2001-10-16 - Letters from home 2001-10-15 - Well, moisten my Mary Janes 2001-10-12 - Angel (lariat not included) 2001-10-10 - Grunting Duck 2001-10-09 - Hear no evil 2001-10-08 - My extra good raisin cookies 2001-10-05 - Bless this. 2001-10-04 - Late date report 2001-10-03 - Tara makes lesbian pancakes 2001-10-03 - Resurfacing 2001-09-28 - Let's get it on 2001-09-27 - Threads stripping 2001-09-25 - Doctor Jake, report to the attic, please 2001-09-25 - What hump? 2001-09-22 - Blur of Bikes 2001-09-21 - Big wheel keep on turnin' 2001-09-20 - I salute Gawain 2001-09-19 - Give 'til it stings like a mofo 2001-09-19 - Silly Pad Rant 2001-09-19 - A drag of beetle 2001-09-18 - Frottage with Harrison Ford 2001-09-17 - Will the real slayer please come forward 2001-09-16 - Addictions 2001-09-13 - Resolution 2001-09-12 - Half Mast in Atlanta 2001-09-11 - Checking in—okay 2001-09-10 - Back in residence 2001-08-31 - Hittin' the road, Jack 2001-08-30 - How do you get from plaid to PVC? 2001-08-28 - Not for the fainthearted, pt 2 2001-08-28 - Not for the fainthearted, pt. 1 2001-08-27 - Waiting for a reaction 2001-08-26 - How to prepare children 2001-08-23 - Not the She-Woman Man-Haters Club 2001-08-22 - C'mon a my house 2001-08-20 - Horton snorts a shih-tzu 2001-08-19 - Zorak visits Badsnake 2001-08-15 - Suspicious Squirrel Activity 2001-08-13 - Extra extra bacon day birthday 2001-08-10 - Crap with special sauce 2001-08-02 - It's wet in Chicago 2001-07-31 - Identifying marks 2001-07-30 - Safe tit ... whew 2001-07-29 - Cheating on D-land 2001-07-26 - A party you don't want to miss 2001-07-26 - The way of the dodo 2001-07-24 - Wedding bells 2001-07-23 - New dude on the ranch 2001-07-21 - Badsnake at 36 2001-07-20 - Fun with dishwashers 2001-07-19 - Deep Thoughts, by Badsnake 2001-07-18 - The night I met Sera 2001-07-17 - Denzel update 2001-07-16 - Houston, we have recipes 2001-07-15 - Twenty-seven inches of love 2001-07-12 - No time to talk, ravioli on the way 2001-07-11 - A brand new Sir 2001-07-10 - Missing Pirschon 2001-07-09 - It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye removed 2001-07-07 - The secret to my success 2001-07-06 - Bad mammary jammer 2001-07-05 - Teasing the _other_ neighbors 2001-07-04 - Day of rest 2001-07-03 - No tongue-tongue tonight 2001-07-02 - Adjustments at the top 2001-06-30 - Denzel Debut 2001-06-29 - Dumplings to die for 2001-06-28 - LA LA LA____LA!!!! 2001-06-27 - Great Big 2001-06-27 - Fucking with our heads, in a good way 2001-06-26 - A short break in the action 2001-06-25 - You give me the sweetest taboo 2001-06-25 - Saturday night sleepover 2001-06-23 - Howdy, neighbor! 2001-06-22 - Bad habits 2001-06-21 - Necking solves energy crisis 2001-06-20 - It's snowing again and I'm still dead. -- George Mallory 2001-06-19 - Somebody organize a telethon 2001-06-19 - Ooooooo 69! *mini-wave* 2001-06-18 - The proof is in the pork chops 2001-06-17 - Sharks of Jersey 2001-06-15 - Stab 'em, stab 'em, stab 'em in the gut -- rah rah rah -- cut cut cut! 2001-06-14 - Do they make an RU487 pill to purge tequila the day after? 2001-06-13 - A bad, bad day 2001-06-13 - Sufferin' Sam kisses, Adios San Diego 2001-06-11 - Ready to chew my arm off 2001-06-10 - How Ricky met Lucy 2001-06-07 - Bacon frenzy, pancake stupor 2001-06-07 - Sleep, Interrupted 2001-06-06 - Do you know the way to San Diego? 2001-06-05 - San Diego landing 2001-06-05 - The sky fell on the dryer
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